If you met Robbie, which of the following would you be most likely to do? a) Cry uncontrollably and tell him how much he means to me between sobs. b) You scream. Like insane. c) Remain completely calm, shake his hand, give him a hug, tell him what an inspirational. person he is. d) Ask for his autograph, get a hug and have my picture taken with him.
Today is the release date of Reality Killed the Video Star! So you… a) Cry for joy. b) Head down to the store and get to the head of the line! c) Have had it on hold for the past six months. d) Will probably head out and pick it up sometime this week.
What about Robbie really interests you the most? a) So much. You don’t even understand… he brings me to tears. b) Everything! I love everything about him, down to the last beautiful strand of hair on his head. c) A lot of different things. His personality, his music, his world views… he’s just very intriguing in general. d) His music, mostly.
What would you do if Robbie kissed you? a) Cry with joy. b) Tear his clothes off! c) Be extremely flattered and kiss him back. d) Be really happy and think: I’m a lucky person!
Are you Robbie Number One fan? a) Yeah! I love him! Nobody could possibly understand how much I love him… if you knew how often I cried over him, you’d know no… b) YES! And don’t you f***ing forget it! c) I might be, I might not be. I really love him. He’s a huge part of my life, and I think that I’m a valuable fan. d) Probably not. I really like him, but there are some crazy fans out there. I don’t want to make any commitments with those psy.
5-8 points:You’re just a regular fan!Robbie impresses you in a lot of ways. You think he’s a great singer, an awe inspiring dancer, and you think he’s a genius. You really do love him artistically, but you don’t much care about him as a person. You might even not like him at all. Then again, you might just be a normal person.
9-12 points:You’re an emotional fan!You’re the type of fan who screams louder than anyone else at concerts and cries so hard that you need to be taken away in a stretcher. Robbie is really a huge part of your life right now. You’re in love with him beyond what words can express, and every day you’re more and more frustrated because he’ll never know how you feel. You feel like nobody understands how much you love him sometimes, but hey! We’re all here for you, girl! Believe it or not, there are a few people out there who love Robbie as much as you, and believe it or not, one day you’re going to calm down, take a look at this obsession, and realize that as much as you love Robbie, you can’t let that love take away from your happiness. You’ll always love him, but on a much more healthy level. Don’t let yourself get too caught up.
13-16 points:You’re a super fan!.Robbie is somebody who is important to you now, and probably has been for a long time. He’ll always be a huge part of your life. You truely love him. You’re one of those people who really give his fanbase strength and longevity. Sometimes you just like to sit and think about how wonderful he is, and what he’s done for the world. He intrigues and fascinates you. You love him for every reason that you possibly could. You love his personality, his ability as an entertainer, his history, everything. In a lot of ways, you feel like you understand him. You’re true-blue to the end.
17-20 points:You’re completely insane!This aside, it’s mental cases like yourself that really catapualt a celebrity into superstardom. A star ain’t a star without a couple of crazys like you. From what I can deduct here, it sounds like you’ve tried to break into Robbie’s house more than once, and you’re probably on a first name basis with the security staff. Robbie needs fans like you. Rock on.